Oh yeah...I am..ever since I was probably one n half or so...n trust me shrieking since even before :) ....And nothin very special in me talkin...I guess I can attract attention only when I stop talking :D ...but then I don't think I'm much interested in attracting attention...not at d cost of my speech...
But yes, how wud it be, if the quiet. obedient, lil or big things we keep using daily started talking...sounds stupid, I know...but just what if n a big IF i accept...but if it happened... And bfor I move further, lets give the credit to the thing n the person that brought this crazy idea in my head...It was about 4 weeks bak...when bhaiya-bhabhi n the two sweet kids were here...the whole family had gone to visit grandma...a simple 2 days stay there...
My nephew, a 9 month old sweetheart monster has sumthin to do wid colors as well I believe...for he loved drinking water from his blue sipper n simply refused to even hav a single sip if he was given the pink-purple sipper...even while we left our home to granny's place, all dat v wished for was dat blue sipper to safely travel back wid us...n it was right there, in front of our eyes or around us for whole two days...even 2 min bfor v left grandma's place it was in the hand of no one else but its owner...my nephew...n then v reached d car..all settled in n on way to home again..10 min in d journey, to quiten up the sulkin of d baby v thought of givin him his fav sipper...only to find it wasn't anywhere...though later after reachin home v did eventually discover d sipper...on d way it was my bhabhi who started narrating what the sipper might actually be thinkin n saying at d moment...n I pitched in to join her...
Somewhere in some unknown corner d sipper must b lying...writing his auto biography... 'Here I am, enjoying in this corner while mere maalik ki ma n bua mujhe dhoondh rahe hain...woh maalik jo mujhse itna pyaar karta tha ki mujhe dekhte hi unki aankhon mein chamak aa jati thi..jise pyas lage ya na lage mere saamne aane par 2 sip pani jaroor lete the...woh aaj pyaase rote hue so chuke hain...aur toh aur unhone mere us pink girly competitor sipper k saamne aane par use bahut maara bhi...main bhi is kone mein nahi pade rehna chahta...main bhi apne maalik k haathon mein unki shaan ban kar wapas jana chahta hoon' .....n so it goes on...
Just a lil incident...n some fun time talk on d way bak home..sumthin to kill 3 hour's journey...but thinking of it made me wonder...what if things v took for granted, believed to b dumb started speaking...what if as soon as I switch my TV on...boom!!! it asks me to do better things...things like cleaning up rather than become a couch potato...or refuses to let me watch anythin else but Discovery and National Geographic...watch what's good for mind stupid gal!!!
And what if a girl's or for that matter a guy's cell phone decides to take rest when they r busy talking koochi koos to their loved ones...'bhai yeh log toh din bhar meethi meethi chaashni mein ghol k baatein karte rahenge...apun ka sone ka time ho gaya hai re boss!!!'
Thinking of a pillow...it surely must b cursing us all...' kya bewkoof log hain re baap....din bhar mujhe ek kone mein daal dete hain...raat hoti nahi , jaise hi dekhte hain ki main sone ka try kar riha hoon...de dhana dhan sir patakne lagte hai apna mere upar...arre samajh kya rakha hai mujhe...takiya hoon takiya...koi ullu toh nahi jo raat bhar jagaye rakhte hain mujhe....aur toh aur.. kuch kambakkhton ko zindagi mein pyaar nahi mila toh mujhe seene se laga lete hain...aisa dabate hain na apni baahon mein ki lagta hai bas ab toh jaan hi le lenge....yeh toh fir bhi theek hain...un logon ka kya kahoon jo pairon tale kuchal dete hain mujhe....kya zindagi di hai mujhe upar waale....' :)
And how can I forget my lappy...yeh ya toh mera fan hoga...thinking how much I love it dat i spend so much time with it...or must b really really hating me...'ladki ko koi kaam nahi...jab mann karta hai mujhe disturb kar deti hai...n itne lambe lambe blogs likhti hai...inni chat karti hain ki meri masoom mulayam si keys...sab dard se ro padti hain...jaane kaunsi ghadi mein mujh jaise saste halke se lappy k saare anjar panjar dheele ho jayenge...ab toh chain lene do mujhe...'
And yup...by d way I'm going on muchin chocolates these days...I wonder what the box of ferrero rocher much b saying as soon as I wander close to it...' Lo aa gayi yeh chatori...din bhar chocolate khati rehti hai...yeh bhi nahi sochti ki kinni moti ho jayegi...aise phool gayi toh kaun karega ek mundi naal bhayah...shadi wadi ho jaye...do chaar bacche ho jaye fir bacchon se cheen k khati rehti mujhe...n keh dena tha ki bacchon k chalte mutka gayi hai...par nahi...is ladki wich toh thodi bhi akal na di hai rabb ne' .... :P
But then..since I'm an expert in turning deaf ears to anythin I want to...I don't think I'm goin to really stop doin what I do even if all of them started speakin...but yeah...now I hope they don't get hands n legs atleast...deaf ear is one thing...par i'm not immune to ghoonse n laat....I guess I need to build up energy to face it all...so time for a chocolate break...break toh banta hai na... (sorrie par no kitkat...rocher ferrero... ;) )
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